Saturday, April 3, 2010

Dear fat redneck at Wal-Mart:

No. I do not have time to argue with you. I am willing to bet that there is something somewhere that needs to be either milked or eaten. I have things to do. Walk on.

SO with that being said.
Did you guys know that I, in fact, am just a big ole freak?
I just don't have enough Budweiser muscle shirts and Reeboks in my closet these days.

Uh... no, sir. This is why you and all of your 350 pounds are walking through the crafts section of Wal-Mart alone. You're lucky I was looking at paintbrushes and not lumber.

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